..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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