i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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