People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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