we're blogging at a bar
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He has the fingertips of a God
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