They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't deserve a penis
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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