How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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