I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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