I bet he comes in French.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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