Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I deserve this hangover.
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