Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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