party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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