Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
where are my eyebrows?
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