3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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