Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
