Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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