after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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