Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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