let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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