What a fucking waste of an outfit
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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