the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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