my vag is so smooth its legendary
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
