ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Drake has all the answers
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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