Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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