Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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