I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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