bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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