i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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