just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
40s are totally the cure
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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