One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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