Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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