They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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