Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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