wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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