i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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