That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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