She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
