i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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