you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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