Your dad touched me again.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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