It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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