I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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