but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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