Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
