just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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