Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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