Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Randomize
