do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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