She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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