Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
another moral hangover. fuck.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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