told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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