im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
