David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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